Mike Esposito is an eating machine with a serious tattoo addiction. If ya get a chance to hang out with him you’ll see he’s totally covered in ink, and usually some sort of food condiment. In his 36 years, he’s been a bouncer, waiter, driver, business owner (Punk Rock Reptile, R.I.P.) and a couple other things I can’t mention in case the FBI is reading this. He’ll make ya puke from laughing so hard, or from watching him ingest enough food to make a small horse explode. His appetite for good food is matched by his love for ink, working out, hardcore and metal music, cartoons and big boobs. Ladies, drop him a message on here, take him out and show him a good time. If you’re big in the chest, tattooed and have a sandwich in your hand he’ll be yours forever, unless you’re the kind of girl who goes to a restaurant and just orders a salad. Vegetarians need not apply.

Just look at him, ya wish you had a friend this cool. I got news for ya, these aren’t Halloween pics, he dresses like this because he’s a boot stompin, knee slappin metal freak. He’ll punch yer face listenin to Rush, but put in some Gojira and prepare to be throttled. If you’re lucky you might even escape his presence without a broken beer bottle stuck in your neck.
Marc works out all the time, runs, and plays sports like beer pong and flip cup. If ya see him out at a show, he only drinks good imported beer, so buy him one and he might not spin kick you in the chest. For all you ladies out there in internet land, good news..he’s a free agent.