Mike Esposito is an eating machine with a serious tattoo addiction. If ya get a chance to hang out with him you’ll see he’s totally covered in ink, and usually some sort of food condiment. In his 36 years, he’s been a bouncer, waiter, driver, business owner (Punk Rock Reptile, R.I.P.) and a couple other things I can’t mention in case the FBI is reading this. He’ll make ya puke from laughing so hard, or from watching him ingest enough food to make a small horse explode. His appetite for good food is matched by his love for ink, working out, hardcore and metal music, cartoons and big boobs. Ladies, drop him a message on here, take him out and show him a good time. If you’re big in the chest, tattooed and have a sandwich in your hand he’ll be yours forever, unless you’re the kind of girl who goes to a restaurant and just orders a salad. Vegetarians need not apply.